What This Blog Is NOT:
-An attempt at fame
-The complaint department
-My job
-A turkey sandwich with bacon, honey mustard dressing, and cheese
I think you get the point.
I created this blog for my family and anyone else who wants to know what I’m doing every single precious moment I’m away at college. This, I feel, will prevent me from experiencing a rather unpleasant phenomena I like to call QUESTION BOMBARDMENT.
ques-tion bom-bard-ment
[kwes- chuh n] [bom-bahrd-muh nt]
-verb (used with object)
1. When a poor, exhausted, college kid comes home for the weekend to relax from the pressures of campus life (i.e. lack of sleep due to intoxicated peers) only to be mercilessly accosted by curious family members regarding the recent goings on in his/her life.
Granted, the aforementioned relatives quite likely have better intentions than the college student may perceive, however, this fact doesn’t make repeating oneself any less repetitive. HENCE THE BLOG. So for all you lovely people, please, PLEASE REFRAIN from engaging in this risky behavior. Hopefully this will sate your thirst for my apparent AWESOMENESS.
Booyah, Peace Out, and God Bless.
-Alyssa
