As an EXTREMELY rational individual, I would like to point something out.
It is IMPOSSIBLE to experience a high by “smoking the Holy Spirit”.
Where in the HELL would ANYONE get such an outrageously STUPID idea? As much as I really don’t want to believe that Christians are SO DESPERATE to feel physical pleasure that they could even ENTERTAIN the notion, there is evidence all over the internet that ENTIRE CHURCHES are on board with this absolute LOAD OF GARBAGE. There are videos on YouTube featuring metro-sexual hipsters with disgusting beards holding imaginary joints in their hands and toking the air saying that they’re actually INHALING the Holy Spirit. But if they truly believe they’re smoking Jesus, WHY WOULDN’T IT WORK? Oh, yeah. BECAUSE GOD IS NOT A DRUG OR EVEN A PHYSICAL BEING AT ALL. Sure, he was physical in the early first century, but HE DIED in case you neo-hippies didn’t get the memo. You know, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if you had FORGOTTEN that part, because you are all so completely WASTED from the other drugs you’re doing to mask the fact that JESUS IS UN- SMOKABLE that you simply CANNOT HANDLE REALITY. Some would argue that, because I haven’t tried to smoke Jesus, I can’t make the call that it’s impossible. As full of scientific reasoning and logic as that may be, (Great job on remembering the fundamentals of 6th grade science by the way. I’M SO FREAKING PROUD OF YOU) a purely scientific mindset can depreciate one’s view of the world. In order to FULLY and ACCURATELY assess something, one must remember common sense, which is something you people who believe in spirit inebriation evidently DO NOT POSSESS. I would also like to add that even if you COULD smoke Jesus, would you REALLY rather do that then have a relationship with Him? If your answer is yes, then CONGRATULATIONS. That takes the CAKE for the most THOUGHTLESS ANSWER IN THE UNIVERSE.
I wish you all TERRIFYING TRIPS as you continue with your “spirit abuse” and a HEAVY dose of reality along with them. May your showers forever be that annoying temperature between hot and cold that EVERYBODY HATES, and may that spot in the middle of your backs that no one can reach be FOREVER ITCHY.