So, all of my stuff is now located in a small, STRANGE little room that only smells good because we bought an air freshener. This air freshener is particularly fascinating because the sent is called ANGEL WHISPERS. Tell me, do YOU know what angel whispers smell like? I definitely didn’t. I guess I’m not as PRIVILEGED as the people who created this air freshener, because they OBVIOUSLY have had angels whisper sweet nothings into their ears. I should probably stop bashing my air freshener considering it is the sole reason that my closet now smells like a ROSE instead of a homeless man. ANYWAY, I started my classes yesterday. I am taking remedial algebra due to my ATROCIOUS score on the math section of the ACT. Unfortunately for me, it was only one point below the minimum score I could receive to be exempt from remediation. Little does the board of education know that they are punishing me for my superb test taking skills. I purposely diverted my focus from the math section of the ACT in order to be more successful on the sections that I actually excel at. For example, EVERY OTHER SECTION. I am also taking Intro to Psychology, Visual Art Foundation, Old Testament Survey, and a class called The Boy Who Lived: Exploring Themes of Redemption in Harry Potter. OH, YES. My teacher for THAT class actually made chocolate frogs for us. Oh, AND she invited us all to her HOUSE to watch the last movie when it comes out on DVD. But it’s all for Jesus, right? Of COURSE!
God Bless, and may all your children become SUPER mathletes!
-Alyssa
